'Nothing Close to EPIC' follows 9 dudes while skiing and drinking in Colorado. The reunion of sorts blends classic lines and POV shots with an intensely fought case race battle. Some people shit, but hey, we all shit, right? Director Tony Lascola was quoted as saying, "I feel all I have gained in my years of ski film making has been sucked away by this assembly of skiing and shenanigans into what most would call, 'Nothing Close to EPIC.' In fact, when the realization of the true lack of EPICness was apparent, the masterpiece was born." No animals were harmed in the filming.