If the cosmos was a clock,

i'm pretty sure it would say 'made in china' on the bottom.

There is no difference between a man and a chair.

I've seen homeless squirrels given a house and rehab.

I've seen humans with banana suits.

but never have i seen a thing, that didn't need to kick and scream just to breathe.

the whole shebang is broken people. just enjoy some s'mores and chasing fireflies.

not only do penis' hurt feelings, they are attached to people.

kind of a bummer.

otherwise we could just round up

the penis' of the world

and send them to the moon on a rocket ship.

we could all be such friends.

Thanks and have a blessed day.

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