Insuring the American landscape looks like a mashup of Philip K. Dick and Charles Dickens, Speaker of the House John Boehner's Dicklessness earned himself the Dickless award.
All Dickless winners are metaphorically presented with inflamed, obnoxious, big red infected balls. They are hugely misshapen, swollen with ego and narcissism and infected with hubris.
Politics is pornographic
Pornographic is political