Don't waste time with cluttered apps. Why sift through other team's crap when your team is the best? Besides, we have all the goodies right here: your team's Schedule, Roster, News, Stadium View, Wiki, and Division Standings. Hell, we tried to throw in a beer koozie but Apple wouldn't approve it. So next time you wolf down that greasy Chipotle goodness, remember no app can cure stomach cramps, but Pro Gridiron Fan beats the hell out of Maxim. You'll thank us when your schooling your friends come tailgate time.