So I was approached by ABC's the Bachelorette people about a year ago to try out to be a contestant on their show. Yup, me vs. 24 other douchey guys in pink shirts competing for some girl's love. Anyways, I made it all the way to being flown to Los Angeles for some interviews and 6 hours of questionnaires. I guess I was a little too honest for them, I may have said that falling in love on a show was a possibility, but that it would have to be the right girl regardless of the competition. I think they wanted me to confess my undying love for some chick I'd never met, and explain how I'd douche my way into a bunch of trouble to win her over.
So this is my initial video interview that they asked me to send... I've got Paul on the sidelines asking me their questions, and Sean behind the camera, dancing and making me remember that I ride bikes. The answers are half truths... half me, half what I think would have given me my big break on the ol Squawk Box.
Oh well... I'm head over heels in love with the best woman ever... Tough luck for the tv Nation.