Wickid Pissa is a Boston band that consists of Josh Mitchell, Patrick Ryan, and Tristan Rudat.

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Last night I had a dream I drank beers with Britney Spears at Cheers,
She told me her fears as I wiped her tears.
She said people don't appreciate the way she sings,
Criticism stings and brings stress:
All the emphasis is on her chest, can't they give her boobs a rest:
She said "They're real, Mitch, squeeze 'em, see for yourself." So I did!
Damn! Those things are authentic, kid!
Two minutes later I did it once more, my friend.
"What are you doing?" said Britney.
I said, "Sorry. Opps I did it again."

Then I grabbed a copy of Rolling Stone and looked inside.
Those firm hips, luscious lips, pretty eyes, I almost died.
Brit shook her head and gave her face a rub:
"What am I doing in this Boston pub, you're looking at a girl who used to be in the Mickey Mouse Club?"
I said, "Don't worry, baby, you're in Beantown, home of the Sox and the Cod,
I have a wicked accent and a hot bod and a big rod - she gave a nod.
"What if I get arrested for underage drinking. I'm supposed to be NSYNCing.
This must be a mistake. You're not Justin Timberlake."
I said, that's right, baby. I'm not in no pretty boys band - believe your ears:

I HATE CHEEZY POP MUSIC, BUT I LOVE YOU BRITNEY SPEARS.

"But I love Ben Affleck. You're not a movie star."
Yeah, but I 'pak da ca in Havad yad.'
Plus, acting's hard - I'd rather just play with my sound-card.
"Not me, I was gonna be on Dawson's Creek.
Kissing James Van Deer Beek, that big blonde foreheaded geek."
Britney, forget the WB and MTV, let's talk about you and me.
Your chastity belt and the key equals "bye, bye, bye" to your virginity.

"Hi, my name's not Christina Aquilera. I'm looking for longevity like Santana.
I don't want to sit on your couch, eat junk food, and watch Hanna Barbara.
I wanna be like Madonna." Yeah, I wanna be like Kurt Cobain - but let's face it:
"Crossroads" wasn't exactly "Citizen Kane". I love you so much I'm in pain.

I HATE CHEEZY POP MUSIC, BUT I LOVE YOU BRITNEY SPEARS.

All right, Britney, this is your last chance.
Sometimes you run so run on over here and let's dance.
I'll show you how to really rave - because "I'm a slave for you!"
So give me a call pretty please.
Just don't play your CDs.

I HATE CHEEZY POP MUSIC, BUT I LOVE YOU BRITNEY SPEARS

Directed by Josh Mitchell
Shot & Edited by Mike McMillin

josh@wickidpissapublicity.com

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