Feeling inspired and somewhat empowered by all the shots of white goods, mattresses & angles between ceiling and walls in the Porn Negative Space videos my toaster, going under the moniker "Morphy Richards", delivers this monologue regarding its place, as it see itself, in the porn world.

There is something wrong with my toaster.

[Real pornstar dialogue - transcribed - text-to-speech - female whisper]

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