Here's the setup to the first joke since it was cut:
Lucid dreams, anyone have one of these before? if not, it's when you're dreaming and you become aware of the fact that you're in a dream, so you can basically do whatever you want. And I have come to the conclusion that there are two things people do when they lucid dream: Fly, and FUCK everything they see.
So i'm in a lucid dream a few weeks back, and i fuck natalie portman...continued