Get ready kidz.

As I'm sure you've heard, 30 is the new wedding. And we're prepared to fully blow our load on this one.

On Saturday March the 8th in the year of our lord, two thousand and fourteen, it is our great pleasure to present:

-Disco Sucks featuring: Greg D. and members of Damn Right!

- DJ Remote Ctrl

- AND more super-secret special guests

Have plans that night? Cancel them, you tit.

Expect music, mirth and merriment. Expect ecstasy, enlightenment and orgasm. Expect that which stays evil in the hearts of men. But, mostly, expect the greatest night of your GD life. Mostly.

Out-of-towners, get at me and you will be accommodated.
Trust me, you don't want to miss this one.

-Commemorative t-shirt for the first 20 guests
- Hella official after-party to follow
- Punch & pie

Fondly,
Alexander Buttercup Mazer
James "The Gentleman" Schafer
Big Dave Marmon

Brought to you by The Liav School of English and Dance

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