April 20th is NOT a celebration of glaucoma. I don't know where you people get off, having couch-and-nachos-and-cartoon parties in honor of a horrible eye condition. Doritos? DORITOS?! But whatever. You guys evidently love glaucoma, and we evidently love you. So here, have this.
Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker family... Glaucoma!