Born in Maryland to local cookie gatherers, Lan was always a bit of a loner. She shunned the way of the chocolate chip and instead embarked on a road of study, healthy eating and licorice pole dancing.
Moving to the UK at 22 she fell in love with the country's Adult Education system where she registered for a course in Forensic Eyebrology. Many months and several credit checks later she passed with flying colours. Today she spends every Wednesday evening working with a team tasked with identifying benefit fraudsters solely from the shape and density of their eyebrows.