Hey gang! I wrote this short after I went on a date and got trapped in a bathroom because the door was so old. Right before I became trapped though my girlfriend just so happened to spill her water on herself. It was very humorous. But apparently as I was trapped in the bathroom the wait staff was staring at my girlfriend thinking that I'd left her. So no, there was no waiter ex boyfriend (Erik dropped that idea) but I just thought that the story was just too funny (to me) to pass up.
So most of you probably think that this is just a silly tale of "I love you's", and it kind of is, but it was also made to point out some other things. I'll let you decide what those things are.