Kai Polendey is a humanoid alien robot that crash landed on Earth in 1457. He enjoys feeding raccoons gross combinations of food and drink, the TV show Adventure Time, and of course a tall cold Coors Original (The Banquet Beer). Standing 7 foot 3 and weighing 345 pounds, Kai is hard to miss on the slopes of Mt. Hood. He worked lift ops the majority of the winter, but then he decided he was too cool for that and now works on park crew shooting lasers at people who misuse the features. His 40 time is a respectable 4.49, clocked at the NFL combine this year. His one regret in life is that he didn't catch as many fish as me last summer.
Music: The Good Times Are Killing Me - Modest Mouse
Riders: Obviously Kai Polendey ya dummy