BEHOLD! The first in my extensive series of spectacular, wonderous, state-of-the-art, eccentric, incredible, fluffy, scrumdilliaumptious, daily, crappy video blog! Wooo! Raise the roof! Higher! HIGHER! NO WAIT-*crash* ...too high. In this stunning opening, witness for the first time JOHN WIX DOING SOMETHING! Oh yeah, and Cosme's in it too...sorta...well kinda...actually not really at all-WAIT! You do see his back...and his hand...oh! And his sandwhich. Sandwiches are awesome.