This is a bumper for the math segment of a 70's educational series that would have existed if only I had more clout at PBS.
It would have been called "Desk Jockeys!" The series would be set in a not-too-distant future where puppet horse racers had to go back to the 1st Grade for some reason and learn basic math and science under the watchful eye of a very understanding teacher and her magical chalkboard.
Music by Brian Goodheart
Things I learned:
1. I know what effectors are now.
2. Rendering separate passes for fun and changes in lighting.
3. Math is fun!
(Greyscale Gorilla showed me how - greyscalegorilla.com/blog/2010/02/cascading-text-with-cinema-and-aftereffects-part-1/)