Sword of Doom. You know a movie's obscure when its Wikipedia page outranks its IMDB on Google.
Still, what better IP to toss into the kid-friendly Kinect game pool than the shockingly violent tale of a sociopathic samurai's murderous path towards full blown insanity? All that remains is a snippet of game capture from the menu and loading screen. We're told it's "like Fruit Ninja, except innocent men. And women. And the elderly."
The cross section of the population intimately familiar with old Criterion movies and Kinect aesthetics is absurdly thin. Still, do your best to educate yourself. Starting with this video, obtained with loving care by your very own SPITE HOUSE.