This was shot way back in the year of 1998. I was on the brink of graduating high school and Internet video was a thing for the future. The affordability of non-linear editing was something for professionals at the time as well, but we made due.
What lies before you was my first foray into 'film' and first joint production with the one known only as Kaypatch. Most of the details escape me and the rest I'd rather not mention; all except for the fact that this video won $5,000 for the Children's Miracle Network, which I think is actually the most confusing thing about it.
It's not very good.