video for track 3 - "Headlines (Access Hollywood)"
from the LAST AMERICAN HERO l.p. by James Ferraro
on Olde English Spelling Bee. Released March 1st, 2010.
Can be purchased here: oesbee-shoppe.blogspot.com/

3. HEADLINES (ACCESS HOLLYWOOD)

COSTCO NOMADS
A GROUP OF HUMANS PRESUMED LOST FOR THE LAST DECADE AND A HALF WERE FOUND ALIVE CAMPING OUT IN THE BACK RECESSES OF A COSTCO SUPER MARKET. AFTER BEING LOST DEEP INSIDE OF THE COSTCO BUILDING FOR WEEKS WITHOUT ANY OUTSIDE CONTACT, THEY FINALLY STARTED THE SETTLEMENT OF “NO FEAR”. THOSE WITH CELL PHONES SAID THEY HAD NO RECEPTION INSIDE OF THE BUILDING CUTTING THEM OFF FROM ANY COMMUNICATION WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD AND GAVE UP HOPE WHEN THEIR BATTERIES FINALLY LOST ALL OF THEIR CHARGE. THEY HUNTED FOR FOOD SAMPLES TO SURVIVE. CHILDREN BORN WITHIN THE SETTLEMENT HAD NO CONCEPTION OF A WORLD BEYOND THE COSTCO BUILDING HAVING THEIR OWN DEVELOPED LANGUAGE AND SIGNIFICANT BIOLOGICAL ALTERATIONS. THE SURVIVORS HAVE EXPRESSED TO THE MEDIA A TYPE OF SPIRITUAL RESPECT FOR THE COSTCO CENTER AS A SUSTAINING MOTHER NATURE TYPE PROVIDER BIO-DOME.

HUNTER FOLLIES
NATIONAL PUBLIC EXECUTIONS OF MLB STEROID WARRIORS,

T.V. LAW
JUDGE JUDY’S GUILT FETISH SIMULATION

NEO ROMAN PLASTIC SURGICAL TREATMENT
DR. AULUS CORNELIUS CELSUS OPENS NEW TREATMENT CENTER IN BEVERLY HILLS

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