Nick Dirks gave birth to a grumpy baby. This is it. This baby is grumpy against wet snow and cold air. Like an old man guarding his lawn against dandelions and cat poop, the Grumpy Jacket is vigilant about protecting you from the elements. It has 100gram mid-weight insulation to keep you warm. It has 10,000mm waterproof fabric to keep you dry. It has that same thrifty old-man style that you love, with two bonus grandpa features new for this year: 1) A pocket protector for your pencil and Buck knife and 2) Elbow patches for crawlin’ around under your old El Camino, which has a Corvette engine in it, by the way. So gas ‘er up and let the tires squeal. Be as grumpy as you want to be. Or just be happy to shred your brains out in a Grumpy Jacket that keeps the elements at bay so you can play.