INT. YOUR OFFICE – MIDDAY YOU sit at your desk, working. OK, let’s be honest, you’re surfing the INTERNET. To be fair, it’s almost the holiday break. Your eyes drift to the window. It’s snowing, which is weird because you live in Florida. The whir of TYPEWRITERS envelops the office. Yes, typewriters. You look back at your COMPUTER to find THIS BLOG POST on your screen.
YOU (to yourself) Vimeo has a 2013 Holiday Video? I’m listening…Silence.
YOU (to yourself, still) I said I’m listening.Silence.
YOU (to yourself, yet again) I saiiiiiiid…You hear a loud cough behind you. You swerve around to see HAROLD staring at you. Also, your ENTIRE OFFICE is standing behind Harold, staring at you.
HAROLD Go on, press play. We’re all waiting.You open your mouth to make a snarky comment, because Harold is irrefutably the worst, but you remember you’re the only person in your office with a computer and it’s the holidays and your therapist has told you repeatedly that you need to be more open to different personalities. You press play. [clip:82236972] INT. YOUR OFFICE – 5 MINUTES LATER A SEA of carnage. BLOOD spattered all over the walls behind you from everyone’s MINDS being collectively blown. Specifically from the backs of their skulls. INT. YOUR OFFICE – 5 MINUTES AFTER THAT The sea of carnage has transformed into A GROUP HUG. The HOLIDAY SPIRIT of the Vimeo 2013 Holiday Video blew everyone’s minds only to miraculously heal everyone, teach them the meaning of the holidays, and cause everyone to fall in love. With each other. THE END. HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM VIMEO!