He lep-baits his friends at every turn, whether they accidentally speak in limerick or whether they just so happen to buy a box of Lucky Charms. In fact, one time they were all in the car and there was a rainbow, and they all just looked away or fiddled with the radio, which only made it worse.
Personally, I kinda like coming up to a line of hydrants and peeing on the one right next to someone. It feels like a team effort that way, instead of feeling like everyone's just in it to selfishly spread around their own scent.
The first time they saw her and her wild, smiling eyes, they could swear they heard music. They weren't wrong; It was a combination of a worn-out Nat King Cole tape and loud explosions, and it was coming from her house.