1. In fact, don't turn on the shower or flush the toilet or use the sink, because the baby needs the breast milk there too.

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  2. Don't bother getting out your wallet. He's already collected his tip. And somehow, you still managed to short-change him.

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  3. He lep-baits his friends at every turn, whether they accidentally speak in limerick or whether they just so happen to buy a box of Lucky Charms. In fact, one time they were all in the car and there was a rainbow, and they all just looked away or fiddled with the radio, which only made it worse.

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  4. Personally, I kinda like coming up to a line of hydrants and peeing on the one right next to someone. It feels like a team effort that way, instead of feeling like everyone's just in it to selfishly spread around their own scent.

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  5. The first time they saw her and her wild, smiling eyes, they could swear they heard music. They weren't wrong; It was a combination of a worn-out Nat King Cole tape and loud explosions, and it was coming from her house.

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