We’ve got four new t-shirt designs that you absolutely have to have if you expect to enjoy the rest of your life. If you don’t have at least one of these you-are-screwed. You need this. Right now you’re thinking, ‘Fuck off. I don’t need anything from you, buddy.’ And that’s your prerogative. But mark my words, if you don’t buy one of these
t-shirts you are going to get hit by a bus and your guts will rocket out of your arse like a shit-comet; and won’t that be a Merry Christmas for the health professionals who have to stuff that lot back in? Think about it.
Mike Mo Capaldi