With a trip set back in time for the Salem Witch era, LJ teaches us all the basics about: time tripping, drug tripping, animal sacrifice, and how not-to f*** up by f*****g up. Aided and abetted by his (un)trusty robotic companion, Cambot and LJ embark on a series of time whoopsies; a sequence of mistakes usually starting with his wardrobe and ending with witchness protection.
This show is stupid, so you already know you'll love it.
Viewer Discretion is Advised: LJ and Trippers, Inc cannot be held responsible for any of the following: light induced seizers, increased risk of drug consumption (though recommended), animal sacrifice, moldy food, robotic rampages, poor dental hygiene, or ugly people.
In this episode, we get to see the origin of toolz! By introducing some cave-people to the biggest tool of them all, LJ! Then we learn that LJ has a problem keeping his little tool in his turtle pouch! Toolz, Toolz, TOOLZ!!! Oh and there's some pointlessly-prehistoric, drunkly-dubstep by some homely-homos. Everyone's a little homosexual, deal with it.
This show is stupid, really, really stupid, now enjoy you're cocktail!
Warning: Small children/animals, and women "experiencing" pregnancy SHOULD watch this.
For our next trick: we shall make a buffoon appear...POOF(ter)!!! It's LJ, everyone's favorite moron. "Magic" is our discussion in episode 3, that "no one" is actually discussing. We travel back in time to witness Harry Houdini's most spectacular trick of his career; too bad LJ is too busy getting a foot-job to realize what's happening...too bad for Houdini too though. Too many to's, it's like two x 2, buuuuuuhh.
Rated R for riDICKulous; Contains images of: Hipsters, Drilling, Mexican Tranny Princesses, Clocks, Robot Dysfunction, and Very Brief Sexual Activity (you should really work on your endurance LJ, it's embarrassing man..)