So hypothetically speaking, say you're in a bowling alley and notice a sudden influx of impossibly tiny, incredibly lost frogs, obviously the only logical course of action would be to perhaps cup one lucky little frog...or toad...and then temporarily take it home for a day or two...or 2,000. If that outrageously crazy turn of events ever DID occur, then clearly that creature would be named Constable Toadfrog and regurgitate worms.
Now, lets place it on the record we do not advocate stealing from nature, we do however advocate owning irresistibly hoppy frogs. In light of those 2 conflicting ideologies, we present to you a damn funny frog...toad... video.
So your chameleon's turned into a shaking mess of reptilian panic, he's rocking back and forth, he's convulsing, he's completely lost his characteristic arboreal grace. The only option: PANIC.
But first consider this, is your chameleon a leaf? That's right folks, in your chameleon's darkest hour, it is time to ponder leaves gently wafting in the wind, because guess what, in a little chameleon brain, THAT is what a leaf looks like. And not only that, as far he's concerned he's got you tricked, completely, and as his reward he shall not be eaten, because really that's just one freaky, unappetizing looking leaf.
In summation, feel free to file this under normal.