1. The parents are always in the picture. My S.O.'s Mom and Dad know when I eat, sleep and shart. They know when I've been bad or good with more consistency than Ole St. Nick, himself. They are probably reading this article right now, although they're not supposed to know I'm even writing for this site. What do I do about it? Nothing, because I love their daughter...

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  2. I've figured it out, and it's not pretty. I know what it takes to have a high success rate with the ladies, but people may not want to hear it (or, in this case, read it). However, knowing what it is and being a writer for this site obligate me to share this information. Some of you are completely clueless about it, taking all your cues from unrealistic romantic comedies. Others are already aware of it but don't want to admit it to others, or even yourselves. The rest of you, the ones that know it and live with it, might just be too busy hooking up to even read this article. The truth is, everything I know about hooking up I learned from the sociopath...

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  3. It is no secret that unconditional love is a much sought after thing. Who wouldn't want to be cherished and cared for regardless of one's faults or misdeeds? Unfortunately, the world doesn't always work this way. In fact, I dare say it rarely does. So, in this world dominated by conditional love, what can one do to insist that he or she is not left in the cold? Well, my friends, you must figure out your currency and spend it wisely...

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  4. Okay, I am acknowledging that there is a myth going around that women go for the jerks. We shun the nice guys on the way to the bastards. We wave off the considerate gentlemen whenever the inconsiderate derelict walks into the room. This is all fine; I'm not here to dispel a myth. Instead, I'm here to clarify it. Sure, we like guys that should be unlikeable, or at least less likable than their well-behaved and cordial counterparts, but what kind of unlikeable guys do we like? The answer: all of them. But each girl is different. Each girl has her special kind of asshole...

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  5. Not only did I make fun of my friends when they dated weird people, I kind of liked it. My non-serious dating days were full of criticisms and judgments about the choices my friends would make about who to go out with and bring to parties. When some of them actually married their significant weirdos, I shook my head while wearing the kind of grin one would wear while watching someone make a fool of himself on a reality television show. Then, inevitably, it happened to me...

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