He created the earth in 7 days - no, make that 6 - He took a day off... He follows galaxy-creation with feet washing - leaving people in awe of both... Scholars valued His wisdom - at 12... He is - the most interesting man in the
He likes to take long walks... on water. People drink His blood because it tastes like grape juice... plus it cleanses their souls. When He spits in dirt it cures blindness.
He is... The most interesting man in the world.
He is so captivating... Even death occasionally stops to
hear what he has to say. Life ponders His meaning. He speaks all five simultaneously. He is... The most interesting in the
When he speaks, even the wind and the waves obey. He is a lover, not a fighter, also a fighter so don’t get any ideas. He heals the sick... by touching them. He is... the most interesting man in the world.