Reasons why your students should watch WHOA! I Wanna Read DAT!!:
2. Each video is handcrafted by a team of serious-looking scientists dedicated to providing you and your students the most delightful viewing experience possible. Scientifically proven to mildly entertain you.
3. Ever wonder what Mr. Wasko looks like? Eh?
4. Each video is like, 6 minutes long. Which is the perfect amount of time for you, the teacher, to run to the bathroom. Well, it should be enough time...
5. It'll keep your students off the streets where they could encounter a myriad of dangers. Like stray dogs. Or french fries.