"Josh’s mother sent him a giant pumpkin made out of mellocream (the stuff candy corn is made of).
Sam Stahl has offered anyone who will eat it $100. Josh, JL and I will match that and put in another $100.
So… does anybody want $200 to get sick for the rest of the day? Must be eaten by 6pm today."
Chris Collins, Jordan, Kevin and John Zanussi decided to eat it and split the prize money. About four bites in they realized their mistake - it actually turned out to be orange-flavored white chocolate, and had the consistency of a candle.
In preparation for our big IAC/collegehumor party tonight, we decided to celebrate a little early. things got out of hand during the last chorus, when ricky's adored shaq cardboard standup joined the party. according to jake "shaq did it on his own accord." only time will tell...