1. DOWNTOWN MAG WRITES .' A LO-FI MASTERPIECE... A VISIONARY POET OF EVERY MEDIUM '
    'I FANCY BASTARDS'
    THE BITING NEW INSTILLATION ART FILM FROM DOWNTOWN PERFORMANCE ARTIST EXTRAORDINAIRE COUNTESS ZAPAK SEES HER ALTER EGO 'THE COUNTESS' GRAPPLING WITH CONFLICTED HUMAN EMOTIONS OF LOVE AND LOSS IN A SILENT PHOTO BOOTH COMEDY SUPERBLY ACTED .A GENIUS OF THE RAW APPROACH VERY FEW PERFORMERS WILL EVER MANAGE TO SAY SO MUCH WITH SO LITTLE. WHO ELSE BUT THE COUNTESS COULD CONJURE THE GHOST OF FELLINI SIMPLY WITH HER FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ,AN APPLEMAC , A POST IT NOTE PAD , AND A SHARPIE PEN ?
    A RARE PERFORMANCE ARTISTS WHO MANAGE IN TURN TO BE TRAGIC ,SEXY AND EXTREMELY FUNNY THIS IS A BRAVE SELF- EXPOSED WORK IN THE TRADITION OF THE VERITE MATERIAL OF SPALDING GREY .USING MUNDANE TOOLS TO CREATE A STORY TELLING STYLE THAT IS UNIQUE AND GENUINELY MOVING . IT WILL NO DOUBT WIN HER MANY MORE ARDENT MUSIC FANS FOR SOUNDTRACK OF SPOKEN/SUNG POETRY .

    HIGHLY RECOMMENDED *****
    text BY.CORRINE EDWARDS
    I FANCY BASTARDS ( BAD ASS AND DESOLATE ) song written by phil painson and countess alex zapak

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  2. UNSOLVED MURDER MYSTERIES OPENING MONOLGUE

    'but i never meant to officer krupke
    it wasn't my intention i blame it on my good upbringing
    i just stood in the shadows of the suburbs hiding
    and she came hurtling towards me
    and i kept asking what the hell is wrong with you ?
    why me ?
    when i love knives ...
    so she bought me one for my birthday
    and i slapped her
    naked co dependent
    anxiety with a passion that i never know i had
    in the face
    and she just came ...like crazy...
    in mine ...
    hurtling towards the blade

    part 2 ITALIAN DREAMS

    'a catholic country
    a childless mother
    a hollow
    Madonna
    Hummed
    With
    hyms
    Of doubt
    And
    spirit crucifixion
    Bleeds for
    A
    Lust
    Cause
    The first
    god
    Mouth
    For
    A
    Lost
    Brainchild
    Whose Paris
    Thoughts and
    second nature
    Turned
    The big boys
    Into
    Village tricksters
    And a small
    Sham
    fallacy
    Stiff with
    Deluded
    Supremacy
    That
    Lit the remedy
    Unwritten in
    Email s
    Holey scriptures
    Of
    Freeze and
    fires
    And flies
    And virtual
    Frissons
    For
    The
    Red bled
    Flower hooligan
    In fragrant prisons
    With Tongue - tied
    fantasies
    Of other women.
    The long
    last
    Tango
    The
    Strong
    Fast
    Bomb
    Blasts
    Family
    breath
    No butter
    No bread
    No grass fed
    crystal meth
    No glass
    No lead
    A wedding...
    With
    No wedding guess

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  3. THIS SHORT MONOLOGUE WON BEST MONLOGUE AT THE LA NEO NOIR FESTIVAL 2015
    the mean shall inherit the earth
    when life is so fleeting
    where life is so fleeting
    like your mother and father
    like a daughter
    and something wonderful
    a song you 'll never hear again
    the stain of a frequency inside
    an unbearable ghost
    the intense irritation of growing awareness
    challenging forever
    not to the death
    just quick to the transforming
    because i did not mean to kill you
    when you're already so hindered
    with you knee
    and your arthritic past

    like a russian novel
    every page a misery
    'cos they don't know how to treat their women
    and its so fucking cold there

    and they never grew tall enough
    to get a suntan in Siberia ..
    bless whatever got you running away
    bless the fucking and freezing
    'cos your moving...
    forwards
    you' re moving...so you're alive

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