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  1. Welcome back, hardy few. Jared here. You should have seen his little legs flapping and then going limp as he bobbed to the surface.

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  2. Some poor soul told me they avoided watching these clips Jared and I made. They thought each one was an hour long. Let me assure you we are far too lazy to shoot anything much longer than a pop song. In fact Jared wears very tiny earphones during our shoots so he doesn't actually have to listen to me, and when he finishes hearing a pop song, we have to switch to the next sketch.

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  3. Hello again, it's Nick. Jared is not a romantic. He once took a girl to a first date at a slaughterhouse. He says this saved him a fortune on dinner.

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  4. Hello, Nick here. Jared and I cannot agree on the merits of Axe. Disappointing, because when he's not around I've been dousing his bedsheets in it.

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