1. Their plan hit a snag when it became apparent that Frank wasn't the company note-taker. As everyone was being Frank, no notes were taken and the entire meeting was a serious waste.

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  4. The apocalypse was swift. Tears flowed like wine and the sirens could barely be heard over the screaming. Children were ripped from their mothers and placed on a metallic slide that dropped them into either a holding cell, which pumped their innards with lard until The Pecking commenced, or into a raging fire that sauteed their supple flesh with butter and garlic. There was no day or month or year to mark it, for all time had stopped. Perdition had unfurled.

    Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

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  5. I know you're thinking what I'm thinking: How on earth are his fingers strong enough to support his torso laterally like that and still play a halfway decent rag? Well, I guess that's just one of life's little mysteries.

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