1. INT. OFFICE - MORNING

    Nice kids; Teachers == veterans, okay?; New guy's about more than your poster; Making stains with googly eyes; Where those weird holes in your ceiling might be coming from.

    State: Moist and delicious
    See: Avett Brothers - "Murder in the City"; Video: tinyurl.com/d2z9jr; (thanks again to Brady Schwab and Eric Vaughn); Related: Holy shit! The HAIR! tinyurl.com/bc2cvk
    Hear: The Jayhawks - "Tomorrow the Green Grass"; Video, "Blue" - tinyurl.com/c9fkfh
    Idea: "Assume this is a work of fiction" - dalas, dalasverdugo.com
    Fact: Lost my virginity to the Police

    Then: Tumblr - giant video theme?

    Also:

    canson fanboy comic strip boards - Google Search - tinyurl.com/asvqg9

    KFG and my first thoughts on the New Guy - kungfugrippe.com/post/72394309/the-real-deal

    # vimeo.com/2922911 Uploaded 2,189 Plays / / 27 Comments Watch in Couch Mode
  2. INT. OFFICE - MORNING

    The dread of high school students; Calf cramp; You are no athlete, my friend; Oy, with the bits.

    State: Flat hair
    See: "Lucky 3" by Jem Cohen (1997) - 12-minute Elliott Smith movie; YouTube - tinyurl.com/783j9a; IMDB - tinyurl.com/8xfktg
    Hear: Denzil - "Pub"; Videos: "Fat Loose Fancies Me" - tinyurl.com/8c754k; "Useless" - tinyurl.com/84c6j7
    Idea: Captcha for athletic clothes
    Fact: Settling some meme-related issues

    Then: Again, a delicious galette.

    # vimeo.com/2909663 Uploaded 2,465 Plays / / 28 Comments Watch in Couch Mode
  3. INT. OFFICE - LATE MORNING

    Guest: Scott Simpson, Paper Company Employee - yourmonkeycalled.com
    State: Working some mean Hitler staff hair
    Hear: Cat Stevens (Scott; not me)
    See: Avett Brothers - "Die Die Die" YT: tinyurl.com/7h47zj (hat tip: Brady Schwab and Eric Vaughn)
    Pseudo-Idea: Ordered that seltzer machine from yesterday
    Fact: Scott Simpson helps children with pulmonary problems (but wouldn't spring for a whole pack)

    Then: Reading the signs of my body

    *****

    Monsters of Podcasting at SF Sketchfest (1/25/2009)
    tinyurl.com/8hmwoy

    Look! Tickets!
    tinyurl.com/7enhsn

    # vimeo.com/2899397 Uploaded 3,178 Plays / / 23 Comments Watch in Couch Mode
  4. INT. OFFICE - MORNING

    Clock's ticking; MLK's still breaking in; Get-the-Fuck-Out Music; Day Bow Bow (In the Name of Love).

    State: Tick tock.
    Hear: The Beatles - "Revolver" (Purple Chick 'Deluxe Edition') Google: tinyurl.com/77bwsj
    See: "The Crow" - Steve Martin, Bela Fleck, and Tony Trischka YouTube: tinyurl.com/95egza
    Idea: Home Seltzer! sodaclubusa.com via jonathancoulton.com
    Fact: Youthful career aspirations

    Then: And...the kid sticks the landing.

    *****

    LINK DUMP:

    Paul and Storm
    (crazy talented and funny)
    paulandstorm.com

    My Paul and Storm Tribute
    (in the style of Randy Newman)
    tinyurl.com/4muo96

    Dr. Ebbets' Beatleboots
    (yum. yum. YUM.)
    tinyurl.com/3xfjtl

    Minuteur
    (that little timer thingee)
    tinyurl.com/2sstqa

    Bacon Ray - "Diane Court"
    (what my singing sounded like in 1998)
    tinyurl.com/DianeCourt

    Day Bow Bow [IASiP]
    ("Chick! Chicka-chickaaaaaaah...")
    tinyurl.com/a7tym3

    # vimeo.com/2884256 Uploaded 2,153 Plays / / 32 Comments Watch in Couch Mode
  5. INT. OFFICE - AFTERNOON

    IKEA just *gets* me, Stacey's has CRAZY rent, My Tattoo Confession (sorry, tattoo people), Luke == Brady Bunch, Missed my Star Trek window.

    State: Hair's getting statuesque.
    See: Chet Atkins - "Mr. Sandman" (1954) tinyurl.com/2v6ync
    Hear: CryingStore® episode: "Cold Tulips" tinyurl.com/CryingStoreTulips
    Idea: Everyone is wrong but me (and you)
    Fact: Never saw a whole "Star Trek" (I think)

    Then: Try one full year with your new "tribal" t-shirt

    # vimeo.com/2873950 Uploaded 1,813 Plays / / 24 Comments Watch in Couch Mode

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