This is a dramatization of Citysearch user Alinoelle78's review of the New York restaurant "Butter." More like this at sandpapersuit.com

Topics include: Jerry Orbach, Snickers, grammar nazis, the religious right, the East Village, and video games. More at sandpapersuit.com.

Moby gets killed by Jean-Claude Van Damme, Indians, Triumph, Beyoncé, a monster truck, Jack Ruby, a tsunami, Justin Timberlake, chainsaws, Hall and Oates, and more. By Matt Ruby (sandpapersuit.com).