Tarmac Turtle's Christmas Carol.
Incredibly bad singing on this video! But it's the best I can do coz I'm tone deaf :)
Santa Claus and his reindeer, Christmas dinner, stockings, turkey with all the trimmings, Santa's Elf, dead trees and lots more feature in this epic Christmas song!
LYRICS / JOKES:-
What is the best Christmas present in the World? A broken drum of course, you just can't beat it!
SANTA EMPTY YOUR SACK FOR ME THIS CHRISTMAS, YOU ONLY COME ONCE A YEAR.
Santa's jolly and loves to give, coz he knows where the naughty girls live.
The Xmas alphabet doesn't work well, since they found out there was no 'L'
Does Santa have sex, no he does not, he only comes in the chimney pot.
How come you never hear anything about the tenth reindeer, Olive? Think about it, OLIVE the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.
Santa Claus you know, Chris Cringle, the man himself, what an example, he used to smoke. He's quit now, it was bad for his ELF.
I sent my friend a nice stocking filler, it was somebody's left foot!
You know Christmas trees, they've got something in common with priests. They've got ornamental balls hung off 'em.
Let's talk about all that Christmas food, so much bloody food............
You know what, I'm not looking forward to my Christmas dinner this year, I just had a haircut this morning and the wife said she's gonna make Christmas dinner with all the trimmings!
Anyway, we're having octopus this year, well, at least ther'll be a leg for everybody.
You know, Christmas is a bit weird actually. I mean what other time of year, do you sit in your living room, in front of a dead tree, eating sweets out of your sock!
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Bikes - YAMAHA WR250 F, KTM EXC 250, Suzuki RV 125 VanVan
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