The Crap Den

  1. The Crap Den with Matt & Freak - adult humour with an Aussie twist - illustrated with immaturity.

    WE’RE ROAD-TESTING A NEW FORMAT, KIDS - LET US KNOW IF YOU LIKEY.

    THIS WEEK: Claws and paws - they’re virtually everywhere on the superinformation cul-de-sac. What is it about the feline and the canine that excites humanity more than wind chimes? Also, we go on the hunt for Public Enemy #1, not that dentist that everyone wants to gas, the other guy - El Chapo.

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  2. The Crap Den with Matt & Freak - adult humour with an Aussie twist - illustrated with immaturity.

    WE’RE ROAD-TESTING A NEW FORMAT, KIDS - LET US KNOW IF YOU LIKEY.

    THIS WEEK: Claws and paws - they’re virtually everywhere on the superinformation cul-de-sac. What is it about the feline and the canine that excites humanity more than wind chimes? Also, we go on the hunt for Public Enemy #1, not that dentist that everyone wants to gas, the other guy - El Chapo.

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  3. The Crap Den with Matt & Freak - adult humour with an Aussie twist - illustrated with immaturity.

    WE’RE ROAD-TESTING A NEW FORMAT, KIDS - LET US KNOW IF YOU LIKEY.

    THIS WEEK: Claws and paws - they’re virtually everywhere on the superinformation cul-de-sac. What is it about the feline and the canine that excites humanity more than wind chimes? Also, we go on the hunt for Public Enemy #1, not that dentist that everyone wants to gas, the other guy - El Chapo.

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  4. The Crap Den with Matt & Freak - adult humour with an Aussie twist - illustrated with immaturity.

    THIS WEEK: It’s official. KIM KARDASHIAN now has more Instagram followers than Australia has people. And we’re the world’s 12th biggest economy! How THE FUCK did it come to this? Plus, the FORCE AWAKENS… in Freak’s pants. And would anyone argue the fact that news sites are now celebrity porn sites? It was so gradual we almost didn’t see it coming. And then it came.

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  5. The Crap Den with Matt & Freak: adult humour with an Australian twist - illustrated with immaturity.

    THIS WEEK: Asians. Like them? We want to BE them. From 21 Jump Street's Dustin Nguyen to everybody's Lucy Liu, Mock Trial with Judge Reinhold’s own William Hung (and his Hung Jury) to Godzilla - we wipe clean the golden triangle and ask the one question the fortune cookie never answered: “What’s the deal with Asian slave labour?” Plus - did we mention Dustin Nguyen!!?

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The Crap Den

The Crap Den

A comedy podcast with pictures - that's why it's on Vimeo, ringlords!

In almost-weekly episodes, downunder duo Matt & Freak attempt to unplug the jams of hypermodern life - be they pop cultural, socio-political, or strawberry.

MATT (full name ‘Matthew’)…


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A comedy podcast with pictures - that's why it's on Vimeo, ringlords!

In almost-weekly episodes, downunder duo Matt & Freak attempt to unplug the jams of hypermodern life - be they pop cultural, socio-political, or strawberry.

MATT (full name ‘Matthew’) is a former pro-wrestler, bon vivant, and much-maligned flesh peddler who fears people of all races and creeds, particularly the whites.

When asked by famed interviewer Michael Parkinson (during a chance meeting at a public toilet) if “the soap was working in his dispenser”, Matt coolly replied “Dunno Parky”. Inspired by his brush with fame, Matt printed and released a limited edition t-shirt emblazoned with the words 'Ain't nuthin' worse than an unwashed Darky’. The fashion line was quickly recalled after Matt received a number of hospitalisations and an apology from the printers.

Currently, he makes money sending unsolicited emails to Spamalot, an international musical comedy.

FREAK (a.k.a. ‘Frek’ due, in part, to a debilitating physical likeness to an unholy green DreamWorks character) is currently seeing out his community service order at Turning-A-Corner, a special needs home where all the corners are fitted with reinforced padding.

The court-order arose from an incident in July 2011 wherein Freak - on sabbatical in London, England - famously offered soul-singer Amy Winehouse a sip of his ‘Magic Elixir’, a homemade beverage fermented from the carcasses of drowned ortolans. The coroner’s report into Winehouse’s death concluded with a verdict of “misadventure”. After his deportation, Freak vowed to never again break into a manor house owned, rented or occupied by a contemporary soul-singer.

In 2013, Freak was banned from The Star casino for throwing bags of marijuana at singer Joel Madden.

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  • The Crap Den

    A comedy podcast with pictures - that's why it's on Vimeo, ringlords!

    In almost-weekly episodes, downunder duo Matt & Freak attempt to unplug the jams of hypermodern life - be they pop cultural, socio-political, or strawberry.

    MATT (full name ‘Matthew’) is a former pro-wrestler, bon vivant, and much-maligned flesh peddler who fears people of all races and creeds - particularly the whites.

    FREAK (a.k.a. ‘Frek’ due to his physical likeness to an unholy green DreamWorks character) is currently seeing out his community service order at Turning-A-Corner, a special needs home where all the corners are fitted with reinforced padding.

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