This is in response to Jamie Dewolff's poetry from "Under My Big Top", which was essentially:
1. My girlfriend is a Disney party princess! I RULE
2. My girlfriend thinks she's fat. I disagree. I RULE
3. My girlfriend is my sub! I RULE
a.k.a. White Straight Cis Guy Making Himself The Hero of Every Story Fuck That Shit.

HEY DUDE!
You think you’re such a Big Man
waiting home for me so you could
bend me over the dining room table
pull my sparkling ballgown up
to spank my fat ass raw?

I have had to deal with worse brats than you
Screaming children interrogating me about my lack of wings
The birthday girl in tears because her nemesis is wearing the exact same dress
Everyone’s mum and dad and stepmum and stepdad and mum’s girlfriend and dad’s special friend
tucked away in a separate room
clutching mimosas and pearls
While I bear sole witness to their wishes on candles blown for another year
of only ever learning about Princesses
not as custodians of diplomacy, grace, and power
but holding on to someday their prince will come
as if that’s all they are good for
as if that’s all I am good for

You good for nothing!
crowing about being the King of the Jungle
think you’ve got more swagger than Shere Khan
more braggadocio than Gaston and Christian Grey combined
- do you read?

Do you read the rage of the revolutionaries
rebelling against the damage of your unchecked privilege?
Do you read the thoughtful critique of your controversy
or do you reject responses with
“This is ART, you cannot censor me!”
You say you want a conversation
All I hear is a monologue in chorus

You want a piece of me?
Bitch, so does EVERYBODY
She’s too big now she’s too thin
Too girly too butch too ugly too pretty too too too
it’s too much, we cannot win!
Your deflection doesn’t answer my question
Not when you still maintain the separation
between ‘beautiful’ and ‘fat’
as though they cannot interact

Well here is my BEAUTIFUL FAT ASS
so take that!
all you seem to see is a landmark for your
whiplash flogger hand marks
You seem to think being the Top has all the luck
well hasn’t anybody ever told you
the BOTTOM runs the FUCK!
I may be shameless in my submission
Compared to you I’m fuckin’ brave
Would you have the courage to endure pain
alchemical transform it into pleasure
Or would you cower like a little baby
Because someone dared tell you behave
- working with three year olds is a bliss
compared this
At least they take scrapes and scars in stride
You’re too scared to let the cat-o-nine-tails on your behind

Hey DUDE!
Behind every Big Man
and in front and on the sides and all around
are Women and the Genderfucks
with even bigger souls
and spirits and energy and courage
We don’t need your approval
We don’t need your validation
We just need you to recognise
and get out of our damn way.

So while I spend all my time in 88-horsepower metal carriages
desperately praying for fairy godmothers to grant me with tips
to support YOUR unmarked, pristine, pampered fat ass
think about your claims of power
and reconsider whether it is yours to bequest
as if you’re doing me a favour
or if it’s for you to relinquish
to its most appropriate owner

Culture Fuck - November feature
2nd November 2012 | Actual Cafe, Berkeley
Video: Amirah M

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