I enjoy cherry pie, long walks on the beach, and hugging pillows in dark rooms. I emit a certain creepiness that only Josef Fritzl can understand. I am a master at growing ridiculously large beards that alienate people from ever thinking about talking to me.
I write screenplays and like to film them. I didn't learn that much in film school, but I met a lot of good actors. I'm currently living in Toronto, Ontario... Plus I have a dog named Kaufman. Isn't that cool?