I match my driving speed to the speed of whatever song I am listening to. I wash my cotton jersey sheets in as much fabric softener as possible. I like fire, shooting things out of tubas, breaking glass, tornados, green skies, and developing forgotten rolls of film. I also like boobs. Last year I directed for Jimmy Kimmel Live and before that I worked at a tire plant in Oklahoma with a man with no arms. Currently, I'm living in a tent in an old warehouse. Thanks for watching my nonsense. Please email me or come visit my insane rants before I get arrested. They are at upsidedownlawnmower.com . I would love to hear from you. Chow.