When I was 3, I was trampled during the running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain (I am fine). I used to hunt wildebeests in the Serengeti, but gave that up to pursue a career as a phrenologist. For a while I worked capturing lemurs in Madagascar to sell them to the lemur-soup merchants of the orient. I used to live in Stalag Luft III but I escaped by digging a tunnel (Harry). I traveled to the eastern coast of Europe in a German U-boat during WWII in summer 1942. I once spent some time in a Belarus prison when I was caught smuggling lightblubs over the Lithuanian border to sell on the black-market. I nearly rediscovered the lost continent of Atlantis in 1973. I used to be a member of the Koprulu Liberation Front, but had to quit because they don't like people. I enjoy a good sharp cheddar. I used to work in Rome as a bodyguard for Pope John Paul II, but was fired when they found that I helped fake the Apollo moon landings. I co-own the worlds largest beehive in Falher, Canada. Last year I worked at squid farm in the warm northern waters of the Pacific. I am currently writing a book about my time working at tracking the migration patterns of yetis across Himalayas. I live in Boston, Massachusetts.