Sam Walls and Tom Rippon are two boys. They like you. Please like them.
Sam Walls is a 15 year old cool guy. He's the wit that makes the Goshdarn world go round. Due to his obsession with the colour green, it's rumoured that Sam's actually the Hulk. I'm here to tell you he's not; Sam is Batman.
Tom Rippon is a 16 year old 'emo model'. People have said that he has too much dignity to be an Internet star. Those people obviously don't know Goshdarn very well - they are not Internet stars.