Ham Pocket have ended their lengthy, impressive, overwhelming career by releasing their first and final music video - 'Fine Line Between Love & Crime'. This ode to failed seduction was filmed on location over a period of two weeks and features a guest verse from Boston's finest rapscallion rapper - 50 Sniffs.
This video was part of the 2 Weeks 2 Make It Competition spearheaded by Rob Speranza and the South Yorkshire Filmmaker's Network. They won the competition for most audience votes, beating off 14 other entries.
Ham Pocket would like to take this opportunity to thank all who have supported them over the years. It's been an emotional rollercoaster and a journey they shall never forget.
Never forget. #ripham
Directed by Luke Drewery
Produced by Pete Hewes
Filmed by Luke Drewery, Pete Hewes & Geoff Davies
Film Edited by Luke Drewery, Pete Hewes & Chris Arnold
Music Edited by Chris Arnold, Jimmy May & El Krazy Kat
Ham Pocket are Dom Kidson, Chris Arnold & Andy Enchilada
50 Sniffs is Jimmy May
The Girls are Chloe Fearn, Amy Mac & Megan Pawlowska
The MILF is Neil Montgomery
The Extras are Hamad Khan, James Foster, James Kohanzad, Alex Beeston & Alex Cherry
Special Thanks to Focus 7, The Bowery, Costcutter Barber Road & The Peak District
If I like a girl I can be fairly forward, it can make situations very awkward.
A girl caught my eye with a sexy dance, ran over there, took off my pants.
Waved my junk in her general direction, it was all fun and games until I got an erection.
Was down in the meat aisle at my local shop, picking up some sausages and a can of pop
Waiting in the queue I saw a lovely lady, knew right then that she could be my baby
I downed the carton of the fizzy juice, and caressed her hair with my meaty produce.
Chilling one day, back in the valleys, met a nice girl, said her name was Sally.
She was quite nice, she was really alright, you could even say it was love at first sight.
The only thing that was my downfall, she found all the cameras hidden in my wall.
I thought I found love but it all turned sour, bought her some perfume, robbed her some flowers.
Thought she was desperate, she wanted a mister, got to the point where I couldn't resist her.
Ripped off her clothes, started to kiss her, me mum walked in and said "get off your sister".
She was adopted though, honest.
It's a fine line between love & crime, if I get arrested baby I'll do the time.
It's a fine line between love & crime, it's hard to tell, come on give me a sign