"Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle, and a clean pair of shorts."
"All I ever care about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the civil war was, or who invented the helicopter, even though I own one, but I did beat the Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal leg. Its a risky operation, but it'll be worth it."
This will be a scramble of my racing adventures and some weird design stuff