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  1. Wildebeest - Barnacle Bill's Semi-Factual Nautical Tales

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    Doug feels bad when a wildebeest is murdered. It's too late to save the wildebeest, but it's never too late to stop feeling bad. 1958 horror movie 'the fly' tricks Doug into…

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    • Wedding Special - Barnacle Bill's Semi-Factual Nautical Tales

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      Doug has a wedding day but it doesn't really work out like he imagined it would. Very little works out how you imagine, because imagination is a pretty bad way to forecast anything. The origins…

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      • The Christmas Special - Barnacle Bill's Semi-Factual Nautical Tales

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        The human mind attaches voraciously to metaphors and metaphors attach very well to animals. I love the old-school style of political cartooning where you use an animal -say a bear- as a metaphor for…

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        • Pandora's Box - Barnacle Bill's Semi-Factual Nautical Tales

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          The gods release evil into the world by putting it in a box and then telling somebody not to open it. It's unclear why they don't just release it into the world by themselves if they love…

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          • The Golden Calf - Barnacle Bill's Semi-Factual Nautical Tales

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            While Moses is away on business, the chosen people make a statue of God. Actual God is outraged. Artists impressions are problematic because humans attach to them like they're real. Doug…

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            • twin_kle

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              How I wonder what you are. I mean, people say you're a huge ball of hydrogen fusing under its own gravity, but people say all sorts of things. the paintings- http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:William_Beale.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pawel_Andrejewitsch_Fedotow_007.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:George_Goodwin_Kilburne_Piano_practice.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Gustave_L%C3%A9onard_de_Jonghe_-_oman_at_the_piano_with_Cockatoo.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jean_auguste_dominique_ingres_-_cristo_aben%C3%A7oador_01.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:G._Caillebotte_-_Jeune_homme_au_piano.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Caspar_David_Friedrich_032_(The_wanderer_above_the_sea_of_fog).jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Johannes_Vermeer_-_Lady_Standing_at_a_Virginal.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jean-Honor%C3%A9_Fragonard_012.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Vermeer_Lady_Seated_at_a_Virginal.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:PIETRO_LONGHI_VENICE_1701-_1785_THE_ELEPHANT.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jacques-Laurent_Agasse_-_Zebra_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Nominor_Leo_-_Gerome_(detail).jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bodeg%C3%B3n_con_costillas_y_cabeza_de_cordero.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Constantine_Volanakis_Argo.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Rembrandt,_Portret_van_Haesje_v.Cleyburg_1634_2.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Rembrandt_Harmensz._van_Rijn_136.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Unclesamwantyou.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:%27The_Village_Blacksmith%27_by_Mih%C3%A1ly_Munk%C3%A1csy,_Dayton_Art_Institute.JPG http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1863_Alexandre_Cabanel_-_The_Birth_of_Venus.jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Fallen_Angel_(Alexandre_Cabanel).jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Vincent_van_Gogh_-_Self-Portrait_-_Google_Art_Project_(719161).jpg http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Van_Gogh_-_Starry_Night_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg

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              • happy mid adult businessman presents

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                • deadpeople

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                  Lots of good things come in cartridges. Printer ink, for instance. I think you can get cartridges of hot chips now too. music by the USAF band- http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:USAFB_Up_On_The_Housetop.ogg

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                  • the Elegant Gentleman's Guide to Knife Fighting - animations

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                    The Elegant Gentleman's guide to Knife Fighting is an Australian sketch show- they came to me and said "you love Terry Gilliam, right?" Yes. Yes I do. I made them a bunch of animated…

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                    • Birdbath

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                      Music by the United States Air Force http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Auld_Lang_Cha_Cha_Cha.ogg

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                      • I am the Onus

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                        I've entered this in so many festivals but nobody's taking it. I just don't understand.

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                        • Reel

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                          Hey! It's my Reel! ...although, really, we're going to have to stop calling them that soon. Kids have no idea what a film reel is. Hey! It's my Kinetoscope!

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