Susan Honer has never been to the Australian Outback to craft a site-specific work. She has not toured Europe with her non-existent company Susan Honer Dance Group (SHDG). She has never received a grant from the NEA for anything, nor has she ever applied. Ms. Honer has never been commissioned by any world-renowned person, group, or anonymous benefactor to set her choreography. Without even an audition or opportunity for audition, Ms. Honer has neither been the Sugar Plum Fairy nor a backup dancer for any of Madonna’s world tours. Susan has never been the main character in anyone’s novel.