1. Assly Reviews Contracted

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    Assly is back reviewing Eric Englands film Contracted. Give it a watch to see what Assly has to say about this sex escapade gone horribly awry.

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    • Assly is Back

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      After a long hiatus, Assly and Jameson are back. Assly is pretty pissed off though as he discusses being locked in a cubbard with Jameson for a long time. He also discusses his baby momma and some…

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      • Assly Zandry Showreel

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        • from Assly to Zandry

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          • Assly's Craptastically Horrific Review of DEAD INSIDE

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            Assly was upset when he didn't get to personally go to the red carpet for dead inside but nobody was going to stop him from reviewing it. Watch as Assly discusses what he loves about this indie…

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            • Assly's Craptastically Horrific Review of HACK JOB

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              Assly is back with a special movie titled Hack job. Here at assly.tv we love independent films and filmmakers and this one is a fun ride. From mummies to aliens to troma characters like Toxie you…

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              • Assly's Craptastically Horrific Review of RAGE

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                This weeks review is about Christopher Witherspoon's film RAGE. The film is about a crazed motorcyclist who will stop at nothing, to hurt a man he believes is having relations with his woman. What…

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                • The Smackdown in Disney Town

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                  Assly provides commentary for the recent "viral" video of a guy taking on security at Disney Land!

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                  • Assly's Craptastically Horrific Review of The Vow and Chronicle

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                    Assly is back with something different for Valentines Day. Wifers took the douche to see The Vow starring Rachel McAdams and wanted him to do the review for it, so he talked Assly into doing it along…

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                    • Assly's Craptastically Horrific Review of Familiar and Worm

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                      This week Assly reviews Fatal Picture's Familiar and Worm.

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