Hiya! Hiya! I'm Fozzie Bear! Thanks for visiting my site! Speaking of which, I've been logging in so much I'm starting to feel like a lumberjack! Wocka! Wocka! Get it? Logging? Lumberjack? Hoo boy! That reminds me: where did the busy blogger sleep? Give up? On a four-POSTER…
Rizzo The Rat Sewer, Under Hollywood & Vine
I enjoy being a rat, in every sense of the word. To me, verminitude is a way of life, a commitment to being the first off the ship and the last to leave the buffet. Plus, nobody expects much from you, which is a good thing cause I ain't sharing with nobody, so bug off . . . oh, and have a nice day!
Statler & Waldorf The Balcony, Muppet Theater
We believe that anything worth doing is worth complaining about . . . that if you can't say something nice, then you're our kind of people . . . and, most of all, that today is the first day of what's left of your life.
Sam Eagle America
I am an American and an Eagle. And as a citizen of this great nation, I am not required to give any further information to any weirdoes who may be reading this. Thank you.
The Swedish Chef Nort SvÃ¸rskÃ¥Ã¥ TÃ¸wnsh
Yenggoosveer de hoop-de-diskee-doo Yee-boom de hurdee yer humm! Børk! Børk! Børk! VIMEO TRANSLATOR: Who’s hungry!?
Beaker Muppet Labs
Meep meep meep meep! Meep meep meep meep. VIMEO TRANSLATOR: I love to break the laws of physics and not get caught.