Teenager of the Year is the best in the world (especially Chicago and New York City). Better than everyone. Waaay better. In every category. Best comedy group, band, sports team, restaurant, car wash, etc., etc., etc., et cetera. Doesn't matter, bro. They are the best EVERYTHING. They've totally blown minds at the San Francisco Sketchfest and the Traverse City Comedy Fest, had short films totally kill at SXSW, and totally defeated everyone in an Atom.com comedy video competition of some sort. So, there. Also, who cares? The end.