Christopher Hazeldine


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Born and raised in the woodland of Staffordshire. I killed my first Troll when I was just a pup. Then I went to Stoke to find my fortune. I met a man who could only speak the truth, who worked for a Landlord that told only lies. Together they helped me overcome the trials set by a Yoga obsessed Witch with a penchant for spelling every word with the second letter capitalised.


I grew up in Stafford, making me rather calm and rational as the environment demanded. I moved to Stoke to go to the University where I currently am finishing my final year.