I'LL FIX YOUR BROKE ASS WORDPRESS FOR $5
We all should (hopefully) know that the best way to make money on your website is to provide compelling content. Google LOVES that stuff... and if Google likes your site, you get visitors. Visitors buy things or click ads. You get to buy cool stuff. It's a nice way to make a pretty sweet living.
You know what isn't sweet? When your theme doesn't look right. When a plugin doesn't work. When you get database errors. That takes time away from creating content. WASTING TIME FIXING THINGS COSTS YOU MONEY. Let me draw on my nine years of experience with Wordpress to fix your issues!
FIXING WORDPRESS COSTS YOU MONEY!
Need someone to install Wordpress for you?
Theme doesn't look quite right? I'll make the edits you ask for!
Having problems with a plugin? I'll install it, configure it, and teach you to use it!
Has someone hacked your site? I'll restore it to it's original glory!
Database error? I'll fix it!