IMDb > My Girlfriend, the Hobo (1986) > Plot summary
When a high-powered real estate agent (Barry Bostwick) finds himself accused of scandal and penniless as a result, divorced and his house repossessed, he has no choice but to spend one day in a bread line while he and his increasingly agitated lawyer (Gilbert Gottfried) fight to clear his name. While there, Bostwick chews out a beautiful homeless girl (Kristy Swanson) for asking him if he wanted to pet her hairless cat. However, they soon strike an unpredictable friendship, and when Bostwick finds himself back in the lap of luxury, he can’t get Swanson out of his head. But being in the public eye after the scandal, can he afford to be seen with a girl who does yoga in the dumpster? Featuring a soundtrack by The Tubes.

Also, Bonsai’s not gonna water itself. Ted, I’m looking at you when I say that.

An incredibly strange, wonderfully true friendship comes to a terrible end.

Rose Swan and Eddie Dawson met in a malt shop just outside of Tuscaloosa on a Friday night in 1958. This is their story. It is fun.

And for a little extra, we do free delivery to the tune of “Ride of the Valkyries.”