1. It seems cruel, but Michael just has this intuitive way of cutting diagonally that gets the most blood with the fewest expensive emergency room trips. He only has his reputation to blame.

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  2. Dear Michael: This is the 5sf Joke Approval Committee. We wanted to write to congratulate you on the acceptance of your new joke, "I shoot myself through the skull and let loose a post-mortem fart in a pool of my own blood!" We are sure it will be an excellent addition to the archives, and look forward to future contributions from you. Sincerely, Brian Firenzi.

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  3. The parents took him to small claims court and he proceeded without a lawyer, basing a case on the proof that their children had more fun with him than they ever did with them. After the "not guilty" verdict, he celebrated by taking the all-child jury to Chuck E. Cheese with a coked-out stripper as his date.

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  4. Also brought to you by Subway, Clearasil, The Sick Fascination Foundation, Wrigley, Taco Bell, and General Motors.

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  5. He woke up 5 minutes later, having had the craziest dream. All he could remember, as it started to fade from memory, was having been chased by a giant baby in leather chaps, whispering that he was fired. As he cleared the spit off his chin, he noticed that everyone was looking at him funny and Mark, that slimy ladder-climbing intern, was walking into his office with a box of desk supplies and tchotchkes. Then he knew.

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    My first one-minute student movie I realized as part of my 4th year at supinfocom school (made like a teaser) feel free to visit the IZBOR's
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    by Mehdi AOUICHAOUI

  • Cannes in a Van: Film in Transit

    Tomorrow from 7:00PM at The Book Club, EC2. Screen Social Features a night of triumphs in student film and music. In attendance are a wealth of tip top directors + a live set from WILDEAST! - all proceedings go to Shelter Charity.

    Kicking things off we have Design Starts Here by the wonderful Elias Freiberger.

    Come along, to check out more!


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  • Cannes in a Van: Film in Transit

    Wed 12th Feb 2014, Shoreditch, London.
    Screen Social: The Birthday Party - Introducing a very special ‘birthdayathon’ edition of the Music v.s Film mashup event. If you want to SUBMIT, we’re looking for fresh and exciting content to screen on the night. If you’re interested, please get in touch. ow.ly/t7r41

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